Liam to his hardboiled egg at dinner.
The CAPL office is closed from 14 until 26 April. I will be checking emails spasmodically through the break period.

It's like an urgan legend come to life.

Or, as my coworker R said - that sounds like a personal problem, do you really think it's appropriate to share?
From [livejournal.com profile] scottij, who got it from [livejournal.com profile] tmcm

http://www.liquidgeneration.com/content/a55hat.aspx?cid=1583

I scored better on Homeless or Jesus? than I did on Iraq or Katrina?.
So hysterical. You really must go look. You'll thank me later, honest.

(Don't blame me - I got it from [livejournal.com profile] smofbabe)
Just got this in email from [livejournal.com profile] scottij, and had to share.

"Back in 2000 a Republican friend warned me that if I voted for Al Gore and he won, the stock market would tank, we'd lose millions of jobs, and our military would be totally overstretched. You know what? I did vote for Gore, he did win, and I'll be damned if all those things didn't come true!"
--James Carville
How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?
1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
All the furor about Janet Jackson's nipple is really silly. Here's a link to blogger who's put it in perfect (and funny) perspective. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] davidwilford for the link.
This is probably old news by now, but it's the first I'd heard of it. Very funny.

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blclintonfinaldaysvideo.htm

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